An obsession with the lives of others, combined with an extreme inferiority complex, resulting in a mental disorder that requires the sufferer (the Oneupman) to constantly feel the need to prove his or her self to anyone who will pay attention.

The boasts and claims of the Oneupman are actually a cry for help from an unconfident person who believes they are great simply for completing ordinary tasks faster than anyone else, possessing a higher number of certain items than anyone else, or for doing anything a higher number of times than anyone else. Sadly, the Oneupman is still stuck at the 'my dad is stronger than yours' stage of mental development.

The Oneupman never chooses a specialized activity to compete with, since they have very little special knowledge and simple 'accomplishments' appeal to them most, such as driving faster than you, eating more than you, and guessing how a movie ends before it ends. It should be noted that being the best is not the focus, the Oneupman is only interested in being better than YOU. They need others to compete with and prove themselves against, since they can't feel good unless someone feels bad.

Tellingly, the Oneupman will only compete with people they know, since competing with strangers whose skills they aren't familiar with may expose their weakness, which is the greatest fear of the Oneupman.

A lurch describes a person who is socially inept. This can be with girls, guys, new people or all three. The degree of their lurcheyness is usually specified by an adjective with lurch commonly being the latter.

Examples of adding an adjective would be:

-Uber lurch
-Super lurch

The word lurch originates from the Adams family character Lurch. Lurch was known for looking like Frankenstein and also for making inarticulate moans as a way of talking.

1) (adj.) Describes when a cute girl is very insecure.

2) (adj.) A compliment you can give any girl who suffers from insecurity.

When someone in a relationship wants to see other people but also wants a fall back because they are unconfident and are afraid they might get get rejected.

A person who is motivated to the point that it is retarded. Instead of just yelling answers back to upperclassmen, a motard will scream the answer back until his face turns purple. A motard will also come up with ridiculously complicated solutions to extremely simple problems.

Adjective

1. (archaic): Lacking confidence in others; distrustful.

2. Lacking confidence in one's self; distrustful of one's own powers; not self-reliant; timid; modest; bashful; characterized by modest reserve.

A guy who appears to be a womanizer to others but really isn't. He just has such low self-esteem that he needs constant female attention in order to feel good about himself.