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1. unco
1. Being physically uncoordinated
2. Being otherwise clumsy in any respect
1. You're too unco to play soccer
2. You're so unco, you can't even beat tetris
by neo Apr 21, 2004 add a video
2. Unco
Adj.

1. Lacking physical or mental coordination.
2. Lacking planning, method, or organization.

In other words: Anyone, but usually a girl or funboy who has the inability to kick a football or throw a ball without looking like a complete retard.
While playing golf in your front room your mate puts the ball through your mums brand new double-glazed windows at which point you say "are you unco or what?"

After noticing a drunken lass has her mini skirt tucked into the back of her g-string and is presenting her ass cheeks to the rest of the world you turn to your mates and say "that lass is well unco"
3. Unco
Uncoordinated ... n00b ... pwned regularly in gaming.
Pixie is UNCO.
Hell Salo IS NOT UNCO.
4. Unco
One who is lacking in any form of coordination whatsoever
Hell Salo is UNCO
by pixie Jan 21, 2003 add a video
5. unco
sum 1 hu is so bad at catching, throwing, kicking, playing basketball, etc.
if a person were to kick a ball and the ball goes in the other direction yiu say...

wat a fucking unco nigga
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