Uncle Bob 

The alias given to the T-800 Terminator by John Connor in Terminator 2.

T-800 Terminator - "Uncle Bob?"

John Connor - *shrugs*

Uncle Bob by lordfubar August 5, 2009

unclebodies 

Unlike "antie-bodies" which help to neutralize/eliminate da threat of harmful bacteria and other unwanted nasties in your circulatory system, these destructive blood-proteins actually ASSIST or SPEED UP da attack on your body's well-being. This is often a major reason dat your parent's sister may look relatively (pun not intended, but it's still hilarious! :P) slim and healthy, whereas her husband will be bloated and groaningly unwell.

A famous $10,000-winner (i.e., first prize for humor and/or adorable cuteness) video on AFV featured a small boy wincingly gagging down an escargot; he had been intensely concerned about the nicotine-habit of his parent's huge brawny brother whom he "loved to death" (pun intended that time!), and thus he had been pleadingly on said lumbering leviathan case to get him to quit da cancer-sticks which were no doubt producing unclebodies in said beloved male relative's blood ("I really savor your companionship and playing sports wif you, Uncle Bob, and so I don't wanna have you die before your time!"); said good-natured coffin-nails-puffer had therefore obligingly offered to abstain from da Winstons and Marlboros till at least da rest of da summer if his pint-sized nephew would try just one gourmet snail (probably he greatly enjoyed said "delicacies" himself, but so far had only met with disgusted revulsion when offering them to his brother's young son), and so said dedicated lad was willing to go through a bit of gastronomical agony himself to help save his towering uncle's health.

unclebodies by QuacksO February 7, 2020

Uncle Bob 

A term created by wedding photographers to describe a guest at a wedding with a SLR camera with big lenses and a flash gun.

Uncle Bob has little understanding of his own equipment which is often better than the official photographer and likes to get in the way of the wedding photographer spoiling and directing shots.

There was a total uncle bob at last nights wedding asking me how many megapixels my camera had and he was constantly getting in my way!

Uncle Bob by joseph84 January 4, 2010

Uncle Bob 

Term that snobby “pro photographers” use to whine about anyone else who takes photos at a wedding or other event. These “pro photogs” are often under the impression that relatives of a wedding couple cannot possibly have any sort of enlightened photography experience or talent, and that they are the only ones who have talent. Sour grapes often seem to be at play, with the “pro photog” gloating about how they get “better shots” even though the “Uncle Bobs have better gear.”

“That Uncle Bob has superior equipment, but cannot possibly have any talent in photography because no one else on this planet can use a camera besides me”

Uncle Bob by newbu September 14, 2018

Uncle Bob 

Euphemism for "smoking pot" or marijuana in general. Originates from the hippie subculture of the 1960's.

"Where'd you disappear to?"
"Oh, I had to go have a chat with Uncle Bob."

Uncle Bob by Bobby Whispers March 23, 2010

Uncle Bob 

Referring to Bob Marley. Its another term for smoking pot while family is present. When your family asks where you are, you should reply casually "I was with Uncle Bob!"

Oh, I was hanging with Uncle Bob!

Uncle Bob by BobisNOTmyHomeboy.LOLJK June 22, 2010

The Uncle Bob 

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

The Uncle Bob by #BVBoi August 15, 2023