a penis in a banana costume.
Girl: "Did you see Ted's penis? It's uncircumcised!
Ted: "No , it;s wearing a banana suit."
1: A penis the way it's meant to be.
2: A man who has not experienced horrifying pain at birth.
"I LOVE MY UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS!!!"
"Jon is uncircumcised, so that's probably why he never got into fights at school; He just wasn't as aggressive as those circumcised kids."