| 57. | genius | ||
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Being both Intelligent, and being able to tap all one's intelligence at the right time.
Also, something that is brilliant, and temporarily eludes description due to it's awesomeness. "True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information."
--Churchill I is teh genie arse. |
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| 58. | what the ladies want | ||
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'Sensitivity' is an overused word; one may do better by calling the ideal male 'sweet' and 'kind' or 'nice.' One thing to note, however, is that women, while they are ultimately the ones who decide with whom they are in a relationship, only decide among what may be considered applicants.
This is where one enters into a conflict. Women want 'sweet' and 'kind' men; however, these men are generally too 'sweet' and 'kind' to actually pursue a comparable girlfriend, because said girlfriend will be simultaneously worried about 'not being good enough' or 'being a bitch' to the 'sweet' and 'kind' male -- and so they manage to dissuade the considerate male, who doesn't want to press the issue with an uncertain girl for fear of being forceful or insensitive. This is, coincidentally, why assholes or bold males tend to get girls; they are routinely more forceful in pursuing their interests, and so girls are convinced to date them despite that they would prefer other types of males. (sweet example)
"Bobby, I'd like to -- but I'm really not sure I could give you the sort of attention you deserve. I'd hate to come across as a bitch..." "Jenny, I wouldn't mind at all; any time would be cherished, but if you think otherwise...." (arse example) "Bobby, I'm really not sure. You've got sort of a bad reputation.." "Don't worry about it, Jenny; y'know how those rumors go. Just try one date. You'll love it." |
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| 59. | napster | ||
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A peer-to-peer filesharing client.
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Peer to peer services operate by allowing other users to access files on a specially portioned off area of a person's hard drive, their share folder. The so called peer-to-peer client ia a piece of software that searches and compiles various indices of content sontained on the shared areas of everybody who looks on them. Napster was by far the most useable of any of these servces because it hadf central servers which naturally optimised the whole process of searching and downloading immensely. However, thanks to a legal decision, peer-topeer networls which used central servers became illegal: If stolne copyright material passes through your server, you are technically handling stolen good, although the interpretation of this law has been subjected to harsh criticism. Nowadays, a new breed of eer-to-peer service has evolved. It is serverless, for the most part, ith certain machines functioning as nodes on a temporary basis. They are more accurately peer-to-peer than napster was, but unfrtunately, they are also far more unreliable. Napster has since been reborn as a pay-per-download service. However, it has proven unpopular, partly due to the increasing popularity of serverless networks, but also thanks to the influence of competing legal networks, including the omnipresent Itunes. Technically, Napster and it's fellows don't have to be used to share music. any kind of file could be shared. But this has evolved into their primary ... |
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| 60. | George W. Bush | ||
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A great man and political leader. Stands by his country through its trials and tribulations and is a guiding light through times of dark uncertain dispair. Our President Leader, fine example of a man
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| 61. | Manhukan | ||
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Past tense: manhukood
This archaic word has uncertain and highly debated roots. However it is widely agreed by most scholars that it refers to a highly capable male who is blessed by both good fortune and skill. Famous manhukans include: God, Josh Warren, Thom Yorke and Mahatma Ghandi. Most manhukans however prefer a simple life, their modesty holding them back from such things as public appearances or showmanship… Thus explaining god. The manhukan song (Bryan Adams)–
OH TELL ME! Do you know of a place? Where the manhukan rests? Where he makes his nest? Where he is better than the best? |
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| 62. | irey | ||
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adj. questionable in nature; scary or creepy; uncertain Walking down that dark alley is sort of irey, man.
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| 63. | Guantanamo Bay | ||
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1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.
2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation. 3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba. alternate contraction: gitmo —BEN EHRENREICH Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.
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