umomc 

popularized by goons, for when you don't have a decent comeback to getting roasted

"umomc" stands for Ur Mom On My Cock

anyone: wtf dude, why didn't you flash?
R300G (Wukong): umomc

umomc by uzuy November 16, 2020

Usomic 

Possessing a quality that is sad and yet either funny or idiotic at the same time.

The whole situation was so usomic that the man had to step outside and laugh.

Usomic by TEBfan June 25, 2008

USomeness

The act of being awesome, TOGETHER. US+Awesomeness.

We ROCK together. USomeness!!!!!!!!

USomeness by peaceoutjojo June 6, 2011

uesome 

Uesome is defined by something "better than awesome!"

"Wow, that sex was uesome!" or
"This philly cheese vege steak burger is uesome!"

uesome by Andre "The Camera Man" Nguyen April 9, 2008

Umsoea 

A legendary minecraft resourcepack maker that dedicates to creating beautiful, realistic, and immersive texture packs. Mostly used with a shader by the name of Seus PTGI. Comes in a variety of resolutions including 2012x, 1024x, and 2048x, with the 512x free forever.

Person 1: Hey dude I got the Umsoea texture pack with a ray-tracing shader pack!
Person 2: Nice bro.
Computer & GPU: Why do I hear boss music?

Umsoea by DeliciousLlama March 17, 2020

umfomfort 

A wonderful pastry of fruit-filled delight, as invented by the pagans.

"Mmmm... nice batch of umfomforts, pags!"

umfomfort by james k. polk April 27, 2004

Umsum 

Visual stimulus used by the Poison Control Agency to induce vomiting.

Umsum face drunk

Umsum by PCA Executive April 28, 2009