Pumpy umpy umpkin 

1. A pumpkin that is WAY too fat.
2. Someone you love dearly
3. Part of the "Cuppy cake" song.
4. What little kids use to say "Pumpkin"

1. Wow! That pumpkin is a pumpy umpy umpkin!
2. Your my Pumpy umpy umpkin! :D
3. ♪♫You're my Honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy umpy umpkin! ♪♫
4. "Daddy! I want to carve a Pumpy Umpy Umpkin!

Pumpy umpy umpkin by Drone number 3234 December 27, 2008

umpkin

the action of when you Ejaculate and Urinate at the same time. This happens when you hold your Urine in and Jack-Off while you let it out

John umpkined on the toilet.

umpkin by Сосать Дика May 16, 2018

Daddy umpkins 

When you love your friend so much that you call them your daddy umpkin.

Mainly someone who has a Minecraft head.

“I love you my daddy umpkins”

“I love you to my little umpkin… let’s go shart on FaceTime later together”

Daddy umpkins by Popyokittyforthelawndandsaviah May 8, 2022

uMPKEY 

1) A baby monkey found off the coast of Africa.
2) A word commonly used by charlatans during a poorly executed game of scrabble as a final attempt to gain a few measly points.

brother: "Father shoot an umpkey today while hunting"
sister: "oh dear..."

ghetto scrabble player #1: "u-m-p-k-e-y...umpkey?!?, umpkey ain't no word."
ghetto scrabble player #2: "bitch yeah it is, look it up at urbandictionary.com"

uMPKEY by Tercel September 26, 2006