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The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.
"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"
by Steve Uknow February 27, 2011
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