(Noun) - Otherwise known as "Super Chief Engineer UMm-Chuck" or just "Chief" UMm-Chuck is a position held by few that is in charge of multiple tasks. When ever something is broken UMm-Chuck gets the call. Unfortunately, Its is just broken in more ways then can be fixed.
(Verb) - "To UMm-Chuck" is the action of giving deep tissues massages followed by a quick reach around "Boob tap."
Sam: Do you know what UMm-chuck just did?
Chris: No what did he just do?
Sam: He just gave me a back massage and tried to do a fail reach around. Followed by the "I dont know what just happened" and he just walked out of the room..
Chris: Thats a dagger.
No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.
Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck?
Chuck Norris: What is it
Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....
Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(
|3.||chuck da triplets|
its just like chucking da duece except except eit your last three fingers okay its basically just sayin okay lol i just do it cuz im tired of the duece
sierra: u goin in the crib g
Me: yea u already kno
Nee: g me to den finna go eat moms mashed potatoes
Me: i cant stand u save me sum
Sierra if yall finna go go dang yall takin foreva
Me:okay dang sorry mama shot gettin angry well bi nee TRIPLETS yall
Nee: u always chuck da triplets just be normal
Me: umm no
|4.||Pablo the Ninja|
Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.
Examples for Pablo the Ninja
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.
A band composed of Deryck Whibley (Bizzy D) on vocals, piano(occasionally, and rythmn guitar, Cone on bass a few times on vocals, Dave Baksh (Brownsound or Hot Chocolate) on guitar and vocals, and Steve Jocz (Stevo32) on drums and a few vocals. They were formed 41 days into the summer creating the band name Sum41.more...
They are not the greatest band on earth, but they are pretty good. They continue to become better with each album and more serious. They are not punk, but the y have been slowly moving into a more political type of band from their early days as a blabbermouth brat SoCal band from Ajax, Ontario.
Brownsound is a very good guitarist in my opinion, with raging solos, and Stevo32 can spaz out on the drums for what seems hours. Cone seems to be a good bassist on the solos sometimes given to him, and Bizzy D does well on backup guitar and can sing well on actual singable songs.
They experiment with different styles at times and have full songs of just instrumental or mainly instrumental.
They are wrongly placed in alternative and as punk. They are really neither- they have their own style which is hard to label since they have changed so quickly within their four albums (Half Hour of Power, All Killer No Filler, Does This Look Infected, and Chuck). To prove this furthermore, they made a documentary in the Democratic Republic of the Congo and in doing so almost died. Not typical of your SoCal bands like Good Charlotte and Simple Plan.
They do not deserve all th...
when something isn't quite funny enuff to make you laugh out loud, but it at least delivered a good chuckle.
osophy: i dont get it
nidbaaray: AND YOU NEVER WILL
|7.||[pullin a scales]|
1. Akwardly stating that you lack in knowledge on a certain subject or joke that everyone around you understands.
2. One who posses little or no knowledge in the area of sex/sex slang and while they try to keep that to themselves, they find themselves in a position in which they must suddenly let the world know they have absolutely no idea what is going on.
"Hey connor, would you rather give, or get head?"
"Give for sure"
"Yea me too"
"Hey chuck, what about you? Give or get?"
"Umm, I really don't know what that is, but okay."
"Then just say give"
"Chucky, you are pullin a scales!"