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10. umbrella
where someones head of their dick is way bigger than the rest of their cock
dude, D flore got an umbrella
by jesse jackson Apr 11, 2003 add a video
1. Umbrella
The worst song ever.
Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella -ella -ella -ehh -ehh -ehh

Emo Kid: Woah! Such a deep hidden message.
2. umbrella
a person's care. to be under one's umbrella is to be under their care and supervision; likened to 'taking someone under their wing'. most notably found in Rihanna's song "Umbrella"
Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll still have each other; you can stand under my umbrella.
3. umbrella
another wprd for a woman's uterus / womb.
you can stand under my umbrella, come into me
4. Umbrella
A device used to keep us humans dry when its raining, there are also Umbrella Hats.

Joe: "Fuck its raining!"

Tom: "Here take my Umbrella, I've got plenty!"

Joe: "Alright....thanks"
5. Umbrella
It's like a big hat, only it's not a hat...its an umbrella
One can stand under an umbrella to avoid being rained on.
6. Umbrella
(noun) - collapsable canopy that protects from the weather
Mike and Fran playing hangman:

Fran's stuck on an eight letter word, Mike starts offering hints: "It's got a crooked handle...before you use it you have to stretch it first...and it's something we can share."

Fran eons later: "That sounds so wrong...ohh..I've got it- umbrella"
7. Umbrella
An umbrella can be used in many ways.
1.Rihanna's sexy hi-hat-rhythmic song; "You can stand under my umbrella,ella,ella,eh,eh,eh!"
2. A useful tool thatthe bald} Britney Spears uses. She can be found smashing the windows of a car.
3. An even more useful tool used to block the white rains of a man's penis; a
condom.
Alicia-I love Rihanna's song Umbrella, I've screwed my boyfriend to it TWICE.
Britney's gone mad...smashing cars with umbrellas,ellas,ellas,eh,eh,eh!
Wizisika-You'd better have bought some extra-protection umbrellas,you rude boy, cuz I'll give it to you hard tonight!
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