Racial slur given to a homosexual black man or the act of homosexual anal sex.
n. An umbongo
v. To umbongo
Some sort of fruit juice in a carton, as advertised on television in the mid 1980's in the UK.
'Umbongo, Umbongo, they drink it in the Congo.'
A play on the name of Ubuntu of the Linux operating system world. Meant to belittle it by associating it with the playful childish fruit drink.
I hear those idiots are running Umbongo server on their web servers
Although Umbongo isn't actually a 'gay fucker' given his 'luck' (In the broadest possible sense) with women maybe it's an avenue he should consider pursuing.
"Hey, have you been to UK:R today? Umbongo had another date last night."
a gay homo that called me a chicken fucker on the internet
What a fuckin dildo umbongo ben s.
Um Bongo- it was a juice containing mixed tropical fruits such as Pineapple, Mango, Passion Fruit etc that was sold in cartons in the UK. It was the shitty drink that kids used to beg their moms to buy or use their 15p pocket money to buy it after school. It tasted like crap and the company stopped producing it whent hey realised it was so shit.
A) Hey, lets go buy some Um Bongo after school.
B) Alright! I mean it does taste like fruity piss but hey, its cheap so yeah.