Is a sweaty townie/mosher wanna be. He BONES his technition in return for extra file space. He is aslo a jay sean wanna be but his hair went terribly wrong. He listens to marilyn manson and slipnot and other shit, yet he says he's a 'G' as he totally deeply penatrates EMINEM. He is a disgarce to stan... He wears a fake burbery cap, which he found on bev road... his favorite quote is 'MATE!'. he also wears reebok classics, which he coloured in coz he wont aloud in his diner with white trainers. He reckons he's got a petrol scooter which he bought for £400 but infact, he rides a pink bycicle which he obviously stole as is has no rubber in the tyres ans its waay to small for him, its also still got the lock on it... He contsantly wears a FAKE SCHOTT jaket which he nicked from JD. He roams around with his 'crew' which consists of Abrar, tauseef, bill, jonny and bob. He is about 6 years older then them all but he likes the attention. He plays the guitar, but he plays theme tunes to EMINEM. He plays all the manly sports you would expect a 15 year old to play, yeh right, he plays: badminton, tennis, qrouqete table, tennis, not forgetting hes the leader of his chess club. He goes around at night mugging old grannies, but he still comes back with nothing more than a bust-lip and a black eye. His face looks like a second-hand datboard, and he has a fake tan. Finally I have heard rumours that he is gay with Tariq.
Umair wit his crew:
Crew: 'Maate, dicked, bell end'
Umair : 'AAw mate so's ya mam dicked, want me to deck ya? I'l fu**in bang ya dicked and then bum u like I did to Tariq, he did like it, I bummed him with my guitar!!! Maaate'
1)Another word for intelligent
2)One who is so sexy, smart, popular, funny, fun to be around with, attractive, manly, cool, fly, gangsta, phat etc.
3)All the men want to be him and all the women want to be with him... hell some men even want to be with him (but Umair's are not gay so sorry gay men)
1)Wow you are so Umair! Can you help me on my physics homework!
2)Umair: "Hi my name is Umair"
Girl: "Hi here is my number"
3)Umair: "Hi my name is Umair"
Girl: "Hi here is my number"
Gay: "Hi here is my nipple i mean number"
Mus‘ab accepted Islam at a time when life had been made unbearable for Muslims. He was turned out of his home and was socially boycotted. He had to suffer countless miseries. This pampered young man embraced Islam at a time when those who believed in Islam were refused food and water and were thrown in dark prison cells. Many bloodthirsty tyrants, not satisfied with the infliction of pain and injury, often murdered their Muslim victims. There were other hard-hearted fellows who had invented various forms of torments, to inflict on the Muslims.
Mus‘ab accepted Islam during that difficult period. One day a non-believer saw him offering prayers. He at once informed Mus‘ab's parents who turned hostile to their son. His mother's affection vanished. All the love and care of his father changed into anger and grief. They admonished him, but when they knew that he was firm, they tied him with ropes and threw him in a dark cell. He was kept in prison for a long time, but his belief in Islam was so deep that the torment of prison did not change his mind. He sacrificed everything and remained patient.
dog umair cat computer
buying expensive items for no good use
damn, stop being a umair, mr.gates.
A person, who is Obsessed with Gay Hardcore Korean Porn,
HE IS ADDICTED.
He watches it all day and all night, HE CANT STOP!.
Jordan "What you listening too?"
Umair "GAY HARDCORE PORN"
Jordan "Gay boyy!"
Jeff "Ohhh Yeahhh"
Is a form of bestiality exclusive dealing with cows. Ones feeling about cows, milk and lactation could leave them in a suspended state of umiar. If felt for extended periods of time, could eventually lead to maree-moo-cow-syndrome
The domino's guys is so Umair when it come to them jersey cows.
Assan Abdullah Khan
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Assan Abdullah Khan (born 24 October 1984) is one of the suspects arrested in the UK in connection to the 2006 transatlantic aircraft terrorist plot in the United Kingdom, and one of the nineteen whose accounts were frozen by the Bank of England.1
He recently set up a company Epic Contributions with Umair Hussain, another suspect accused in the 2006 transatlantic aircraft terrorist plot.Assan Abdullah Khan is currently held in custody without chargeedit
Timeline10th August 2006 Suspect arrested by British authorities.11th August 2006 Assets are frozen by the Bank of England and name published.
7th September 2006 Released without Cha
home island snail food hamburger umair
A little brat bitch, with a dog face and the attitude of a pig.
Stop being an Umair!
Oh man! dont diss me like that