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Um.. is used most commonly when words are accumulating into your thoughts.
But becareful. In a far off country... out there near Russia "um" means cunt.
You are a um! This means you are a cunt
um um um = cunt cunt cunt
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See "Uh'm".

Synonym for "I'm".
"What Um 'bout to do right now is take that ass to da flo."
by Zor Prime November 25, 2003
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Interjection of choice of the Ding. On a bad day fully 75% of what she has to say will consist of "um."
Ding: Um, did you see my book?

Clyde: What was it called?

Ding: Um, I don't remember. Um, bye!
by Krakky McKraken November 05, 2006
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When you have a nervous reaction in saying something or just say um randomly used in a sentence when you get exited or motivated.
"Ummm....do you want to ummm...go out?"
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A profane word that means "vagina" in Kyrgyzstan.
"You are an um!"

"Um!"

"Where is your um?"
by Flocculus October 06, 2007
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A word used by stupid people. You're even stupider if you type this word .

"Um uh um uuum uhh duh I'm a dumbass um um uh ."
A normal : "Hey man darth vader had a white costume right ?"
A stupid bitch : " um...."
A normal : " shut the fuck up bitch ."
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