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a word used as a filler in a sentence. mainly used by blondes in a situation when they have nothing else to say
brunet: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!!
blonde: UM...WHAT DO WE DO?
by me silly! April 25, 2011
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If you really don't know what to say and/or you are in the middle of either making up something or trying to remember what you about to say, this vocal contortion is emitted.
"Hey, um, can I go to the drug store?"
"I, um, went to the, um, bowling alley"
by Simply February 15, 2005
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with hesitation, don't know what the fuck your going to say.
Uh, also with hesitation, but normally you do know what the fuck your going to say.
um.. homey grandmas from china are attacking me.. so uh.. that's another good one: uh. I have to go.
by why do you care? June 26, 2003
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a verbal pause in a sentence. used to allow the speaker time to either think of something to say or to rephrase what they just said.
i went to the, um, store.
by greatedcorn October 25, 2008
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Underground Morals; A gang mainly in Newcastle, England bringing hope to drug addicts and people with no future. It gives heroin and crack addicts jobs of either re-routing phone calls, selling drugs in the housing projects, driving VIP's around etc. Then pays them in money/quality drugs/both. Founded by Jim and contains such infamous people as Hunter, Evie, Ken, Mitsu, Dan and others. It has rapidly gained influence, power and popularity and is quickly taking over Newcastle.
Garry was well fucked up because of his heroin addiction until he joined the U.M. Now he's straightened out and he's aspiring to be Jim's personal chauffer.
by Projex4Life October 13, 2005
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Arabic word meaning mother. When used as a prefex it means "mother of". Usually as a mark of respect to the woman.
Mother calling her young son:"Sami, come and take this dish of desserts to our neighbour Um Ali and thank her for her help with the shopping the other day"
by Kyle M. May 30, 2005
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uncertain
Um, what did you say?
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