Ultra pimp 

The pimp of all pimps. a pimp that works for personal gain instead of money. Usually the one person in the group of friends that is the most persuasive, can get anyone to go out with him without even trying. Always has something to do, even when it's just nothing, he can make it seem important.

Situation A:
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.

Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.

Ultra pimp by Manuel Aka: The Spy September 9, 2008

ultrapoop 

A crap so large that it can only be defined as "ultra". This crap takes the cake of major craps. First it usually starts off as gas, then you might notice a faint odor as you accidently release what is known as a "wet fart". As you run to the bathroom you will probably have to take toilet paper and clean out the pudding that is left in your underpants. As you pull down your shorts and bend over on the toilet bowl, you release the most foul, disgusting ultrapoop of your life, losing about 20 pounds in the process. The stench has been known to decentigrate eyebrows.

(In public restroom)
Person 1: Dude, what's that smell?
Person 2: See the brown puddle in stall #4? I think someone made an ultrapoop!
Person 1: DUCK AND TAKE COVER!

ultrapoop by I like robots October 31, 2006

ultrapissed 

So emotionally distraught with anger that you resort to violence against others or social seclusion; A state of mind detailing extreme anger or frustration.

"Devin became ultrapissed when at a swim meet, he did a fantastic dive, resulting in his swim shorts to fall off and the crowd to see his miniscule appendage."

ultrapissed by TheArchaicSmurf February 25, 2008

ultrapropreantepenultimate 

Sixth from last in a series.

While waiting in line, I had just realized that there were five people behind me, making me in the ultrapropreantepenultimate position.

ultrapropreantepenultimate by Anonumerical December 4, 2020

UltraKip Science 

UltraKip Science (UKS) is a leading company in the area of advanced quantum lasers. UltraKip Science is responsible for the creation of Combustible Bread, the Power Melon, Universe in-a-box, etc.

Hello, and again, welcome to the UltraKip Science computer aided enrichment centre.

UltraKip Science by Ethaniel Welchert March 1, 2017

UltraComplexName 

A proper noun which is used to define an idiot

He is Ultracomplexname

UltraComplexName by Urban Dictionary_. July 23, 2021

ultra-pimp 

See "dargrak".

Because that man has such hugely large genitals, he must be an ultra-pimp.

ultra-pimp by Dargrak November 17, 2003