5 feet high and 3 feet wide, no ones ever eaten the whole thing and survived. Comes with a bucket with ranch on the side. It's taste could drive a lesser man insane, it's made from 30,000 separate grains. It was made by a demon in his kitchen of pain. A shit ton of chicken, a dick load of ham, one explosion of clams, time to fuck her with yams. Now just add Panther, bear meat, and duck, and you got a sandwich that I'd like to fuck... I mean eat.
The ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham, to awaken your passion and make you feel like a man.
by Brainf'ermasterpee January 31, 2015