Top Definition
the last name of a man with an extremely large penis and normally drives a sexy truck. he gets mad pussy and loves to use the word "EPIC" he most likely drinks a lot. very interested in girls from NJ. his dad will probably be a total douche. he loves cars and trucks. he also has fucked a perfect 10!
dude last night, this girl came up to me and said i was an ulbrich
by ulbrich freak September 15, 2010

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