A cheap advert produced for the whole of Europe that doesn't translate well to the UK market.
Usually features sunny climes, tanned people, washed-out look and a lack of cynicism.
Examples: Vauxhall cars, T-Mobile phones, most washing powder, loo roll and home fragrances.
Dammit! Another Eurovert for a car!
Breath Mints that have the same effect as a polo,
Tic Tacs have been explored as having a certain pulling power. Most notably the advert which shows a girl flirting with two idiots by shaking her tic tac's instead of...shaking something else. Suprisingly some people thought it could actually work.
Its a dumb advertisment. People have tried but failed with this pulling technique
"Did she just shake her Tic Tacs at me?"
|10.||Cash my Gold|
Some shitty company that lets you 'sell your unwanted gold' but they only give you a couple of quid. Their adverts are fucking piss taking and are on 24:7 on music channels. ONLY TWATS PAY ATTENTION TO CASHMYGOLD ADS.
Tv: HAVE YOU GOT ANY UNWANTED GOLD?
Angry person screaming at tv: NO, FUCK OFF.
Tv: Well go to Cash my gold .co.uk
angry person: N O
|11.||British Super Bowl|
Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC
Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.
Characters created by mrandmrswheatley.co.uk (see also b3ta). Probably appearing in a margarine advert very soon.
Dude 1: "Dude, you are sooooo gay"
Dude 2: "I think you'll find you're gay"
Dude 1 "I'm sorry, did you say you were gay?"
Extremely irritating animated frog used to advertise a mobile phone ringtone.
Crazy frog appears at least once within every commercial break on tv, wearing goggles and helmet and riding an imaginary motorcycle with his cock out.
The ringtone sounds like Joe Pasquale immitating an old moped and is extremely popular among chavs.
Unfortunately, this plague does not look like fading anytime soon, as the crazy frog now has a single (Axel F) in the UK charts and the advert has now invaded terrestrial channels.
Beebebedeebeedebebe.....be be de de....
Anyone in possession of the crazy frog should have to pick faeces from their mobile phone keypad, having just removed the device from their rectum, into which, no doubt, it was forceably inserted.
|14.||bottom of the basket|
from the vanish advert in the uk: 'bottom of the basket toughness', means something is grimey
"scotts turdowns are from the bottom of the basket"
"jasons bike rides like its from the bottom of the basket"