| 1. | advert | ||
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yes, people from the UK are lazy too. they have adopted the "abbreviation." well... at least they don't say "ad" Charles: Good day William, are you aware my acquaintance, Victoria appeared in a advert for crumpets last night.
William: Indeed I have, Charles. *they both sip tea* |
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| 2. | Simples | ||
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An word used to agree with something or in place of "Okay". Made popular by Russian Meerkat, Aleksandr Orlov from the Compare the Meerkat advert in the UK. In russian accent: "So you can compare the meerkat, Simples!"
example: youtube.com/watch?v=M0mXUC0cUPg |
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| 3. | weetabix | ||
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Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat. *robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*
Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood. *they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face* Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good? *robin rides off with his men* 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should! --Early 90's weetabix advert. |
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| 4. | frosties kid | ||
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annoying kid smiley face singing a earworm for a breakfast cereal
frosties kid = thrush boy in need of a slap!!! shite advert on uk tv but the kids think they are Greeeaaaattt
your just like the frosties kid an annoying little twat that dont shut up and gets right on your nips |
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| 5. | smashbag | ||
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1. A bag that needs/could be smashed
2. A mimsy that could take as much smashing as your grandma 3. A packet of instant mashed potato 4. A piece of memorabilia from a mashed potato alien craft (UK advert) (note could be flange like) 1. This paper bag is surprisingly flimsy, Yes infact it is smashed
2.Holy Moly, Chris, I thought that your gran could take a smashing, just look at the broken flange flaps on that biatch! 3. Chris:This mashed potato tastes like shite! Adam:Of course , it is instant after all!! 4. Here, Take this smashbag as a token of our appreciation? |
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| 6. | what a prick | ||
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A phrase made popular by 1999 UK T.V Channel 4 series, Spaced.
It occurs in a scene where a young boy asks Tim Bisley (Simon Pegg) for a Star Wars Jar Jar Binks doll, and he is met with a rather blunt, short description of just exactly how Jar Jar Binks is wrong and why, finishing with the classic line 'what a prick'. See YouTube for full reference. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace fan: "Excuse me sir, I'd like to buy a Jar-Jar-Binks Doll"
Tim Bisley: "You are so blind! You so do not understand! You weren't there at the beginning. You don't know how good it was! How important! This is it for you! This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert! People like you make me sick! What's wrong with you? Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your fifty 'p's, take your pocket money and get out! What a prick." |
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| 7. | what a prick | ||
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A phrase made popular by 1999 UK T.V Channel 4 series, Spaced. It occurs in a scene where a young boy asks Tim Bisley (Simon Pegg) for a Star Wars Jar Jar Binks doll, and he is met with a rather blunt, short description of just exactly how Jar Jar Binks is wrong and why, finishing with the classic line 'what a prick'. See YouTube for full reference. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace fan: "Excuse me sir, I'd like to buy a Jar-Jar-Binks Doll"
Tim Bisley: "You are so blind! You so do not understand! You weren't there at the beginning. You don't know how good it was! How important! This is it for you! This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert! People like you make me sick! What's wrong with you? Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your fifty 'p's, take your pocket money and get out! What a prick." |
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