| 1. | ain't done it | ||
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"Ain't done it (or dunnit)" is a Deep Southernism for "I emphatically repudiate your last allegation."
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| 2. | DMX | ||
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A rapper who's as badass in real life as he is in his raps. Watch DMX: Soul of a Man whenever you have a chance and you'll see what I'm talking about. "Bring Your Whole Crew"
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Uhh.. Aiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! cmon!! Uhh! uhh-huh! But they dont hear me though Uhh, but they dont hear me though, Uhh, but they dont, they dont, they dont, they dont.. I got blood on my hands and theres no remorse And got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse (cmon!) Im a nasty nigga - when you pass me nigga look me in my eyes (what!) Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die (cmon!) You be a dead motherfucker, red motherfucker Dont be stupid, you heard what I said motherfucker Who shot you? aww nigga, like you dont know (woo!) Stickin you for yo dough while Im fuckin yo broke ho (what!) Yo! dont you get the picture? niggaz cant touch me (uhh!) Cause I dont give a fuck g, Ill get you touched b I got choice, to rip my slug or take apart a door And enough crazy niggaz behind me to start a war (cmon!) So what you want nigga? help, cause youse about to rest (uh!) When Im fed, red cross couldnt clean up the mess And a vest will do nuttin but make you look a little thicker (yea!) Cause in the dark - you aint nuttin but a lil nigga (what!) And if youd been thinkin about that shit you did You wouldnta brought the joint, wit you kid, Now ima have to get you kid, and split your wig, wit the machete (what!) I bring beef to niggaz, and string em out, like spaghetti (cmon!) You aint ready - nor can you stand how Im bringin it (uh!) Im givin it is how Im livin it so Im swingin it (uh!) Red dot on your head, cause you... |
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| 3. | Lich King | ||
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The Lich King is the ruler of the Undead Armies. He is not a physical being however; he is a spirit-like entity that commands through telepathic messages to his commanding officers. His "spirit" resides within the Frozen Throne: basically a throne completely frozen within layers of ice, and perched on top of a huge mountain of ice and rock.
In the storyline, a former paladin named Arthas becomes power-hungry and searches for Frostmourne, a sword and a powerful artifact that contains the essence of the Lich King. Once having obtained the sword, Arthas becomes possessed to do the Lich Kings biddings, and wants more power. Soon, after Arthas is able to squelch the opposing forces, he travels to the Frozen Throne as dictated by the Lich King, breaks the ice away from the throne with Frostmourne, and puts on the crown of the Lich King; The Lich King has returned. Footman 1: Whoa, what are those varmints travelin' this way?
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Footman 2: They call 'em the uh... Undead I reckon. Footman 1: The what? That's crazy talk. Noone can bring the dead back to life silly. Footman 2: No seriously! I heard about this one bloke that has this incredible mystical power to raise the armies of the undead. Footman 1: Well, what's his name dude? Footman 2: Uhh.... It was.. I think it was Ronald McDonald or something like that. LICH KING: I AM THE LICH KING, RULER OF THE UNDEAD ARMIES. SURRENDER TO THE WRATH OF THE SCOURGE! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE. Footman 1: Oh wait, I remember who he is. He's Bob the Builder. Footman 2: No.. it's not him. It was Ronald something.. Footman 1: Ronald Reagan? Footman 2: Yah, I think so. Yah! Ronald Reagan that's who. Footman 1: Well damn him to hell I say. Footman 2: Say, I'm kinda hungry. Wanna go get some McDonalds? Footman 1: Nah McDonalds is a lardbucket. Tis for small children and fatties. Footman 2: Well you're not looking very fit either. Footman 1: Well I'm trying to work it off. 'S why I joined the army. It's a good workout. Footman 2: Aren't you worried that you might die any second? Footman 1: Not really, I mean, there's really nothing for me besides this. I have no children, no friends, and my wife is.. pretty much a bitch. Nope, I'm fine with the army. Footman 2: I just joined cuz I needed some money. Completely broke dude. I wouldn't be standing here in front of you if it wasn't for the dollar m... |
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| 4. | Canada | ||
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A country like any other, only difference is that citizens are much more arrogant, beer that taste like most of it's water, free healthcare my ass (you pay for other peoples from taxes),getting insurance, driver licenses tries to bleed you out with every cent, lots of people with no job because they rather take money from the government=more potheads, same amount of crime, watches jersey shore like anybody else, same amount of corruption cept it's legal, inexperienced doctors, cold as fucking hell, not as multicultural as people say, done nothing to actually keep the peace, obsesed with hockey even thought 3/4th of the world doesn't even play it(they had a riot over a GAME, and they called americans dumb, amazing!). Military side: shitty military force, they called a machine the chink machine today because chinese people did that station before the machine in bc. Alberta bitch threaten to have me deported because she thought i was hitting on her even though i'm a citizen. cops handcuffed my dad because he was fishing in a no fishing zone(not even that the cop was constantly swearing at him in front of my younger sibling, he actually had to say "officer we are bo... more...
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| 5. | Chub-Zone | ||
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1. A nickname for fatties.
2. A fictional family-fun center for double wides. 1:
A- "Eyyyy, Chub-Zone! How you doin'?" B- "Don't call me that! I'm not that fat!" A- "STFU fatty." 2: A- "Dude did you see that hotty at the Chub-Zone™ last night?" B- "Uh, I don't go to Chub-Zone™s man..." A- "Oh..uhh..." |
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| 6. | Brown Stories | ||
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When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day? Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it Me: Ooo, Nice where they from? Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax.. Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places? Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie... Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!! |
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| 7. | True Story | ||
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A phrase made popular by Barney Stinson in the TV show How I Met Your Mother, it either 1) Attempts to make a ridiculous story more believable or 2) Indicates agreement over a silly or politically incorrect comment that the speaker agrees with. 1) Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.
2) Person 1: Yellow lights just mean 'go faster.' Person 2: True story. |
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