Ungoogleable 

Something unable to be discovered by use of the Google search engine.

No longer a legal word because Google has abandoned their earlier policy of "Don't Be Evil".

"Late last year, the Swedish Language Council published a report of words that had entered the Swedish lexicon in 2012. Among them was ogooglebar – ungoogleable, in English. This did not please Google."

Ungoogleable by ralphiLOLSWERS March 26, 2013

ungoogleable 

(also written as ungooglable)

adj. 1) failing to return results from a search engine, especially google.

2) effectively anonymous in the context of a google search (or similar search) due to the overwhelming number of high-ranking results produced by something/someone else with the same name.

(1) "To be ungoogleable is to have never existed" or (2) to have a very, very common name, like my baby sister: searching on her name yields “Results 1 - 10 of about 5,180.” even if she was there, it’d take me half of forever to find her. - Elaine Nelson

ungoogleable by Peter Gilbert March 28, 2004

ugooglizer

one who speaks at funeral

Oh i thought you came to tell me how bad of a ugooglizer i am.

ugooglizer by kmjhffc January 31, 2008

u-google 

the process of having someone doing the googling for you or forcing someone to google via monetary bribe or holding them hostage

Henry: hey dude you should check out this u-google
Mike: Really
Henry: yeah U-google this for me
Mike: uhhh ok

u-google by All-American-Badass April 5, 2009

Uygoogleiser 

One who speaks at funerals.

"Are you here to tell me how bad of a Uygoogleiser I am"

Uygoogleiser by Maxi Hartog September 14, 2008

Ungoogleable 

Having a name so common that a Google search yields thousands of different people with the same name, rendering the search pointless and thus shielding one from scrutiny.

I tried searching for my old friend Joe Smith but it turns out that he's virtually ungoogleable.

Ungoogleable by IpswichBob January 25, 2010

ungoogleable 

when google takes a subject it thinks is to important for you. then takes the liberty to exclude it from your search results. thereby making it ungoogleable.

a spin-off of a news report in early 2013. google that shit and if you cant find it BAM there is yo mutha fuckin example ungoogleable

ungoogleable by lexicon activist March 29, 2013