|1.||a full-on monet|
A.Someone attractive from afar, but when you get close you see that said person is not as attractive as they appeared from a distance. B.ugly up close
Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
|2.||50 yard fake out|
Thinking someone is pretty attractive from a distance but is actually ugly up close.
"I thought she was hot when i saw her across the parking lot but fell for the 50 yard fake out when i saw her up close"
1. A person who appears attractive from a distance, but not up close.
You shouldn't hit on that layogenic. She looks ok from here, but up close you can see her unabrow!
Some one who looks hot far away but up close no way!
My science teacher was such a babe from far but when I asked her for help I realized she was an away-noway.
When you see someone from far back and they make you say ooh,But when ya'll finally get up close you be like nah
1."Ooh look at dat fine boi/girl right dere! Lets get a lil bit closer"
you finally up close and you say
"Nah man i thought that boi/girl was a lil bit different then that! Lets bounce"
2. "Man i went to da store yesterday and saw dis boi/girl who i thought was soo fine...but when i got up close i was like 'Dats what you call a ooh nah' he was nasty lookin."
|6.||Close Persons Disease|
Close persons disease; To unite - bring into contact or bring together a human being regarded as an individual, who has an abnormal condition of an organism that impairs function. This causes discomfort, distress, or death to those in contact with the person
Close Persons Disease; Someone who looks hot from the distance, but not up close.
Something that looks good from a distance, but up close it just does not look that good.
Yo, Jim's ho is a good twenty footer but get up close and ouch!
Jim's ride is a good twenty footer but up close it's a rusted roach.