A trend-plague is any sort of trend that seems to be taking over the entire United States, but more specifically Corporate Media. We see it all day, every day. For example: Lil' Wayne, UGGS, vampire/werewolf movies, KiD CuDi, Wayfarer Sunglasses, Nsync, Disney Channel stars, Justin Beiber, Long boarding, The Jonas Brothers.
Basically, anything that is over played and owned by Corporate America and officially sucks. The trends that you see and hear every day that are soo irritating it feels more like a plague.
I'm sick of these fucking trend-plagues!
The ugliest possible form for a female's breasts to take at any age, yet which the majority of the male population seems to hunger for. This leads to girls with perfect, elegant little breasts to ruin them with enlargement.
The worst fucking trend in Western aesthetics ever.
'Look at me! My big tits are so huge and swollen and so fucking ugly like orange rotten melons that I know you're gonna love them!'
'That's great, honey. I want a divorce, you cow.'
A stupid trend. Followers of this trend, often referred to as emo kids, think they are "alternative" (how is that possible when MTV stirred it all up?), when infact they are just as much sheeps as the preps. All emo kids look the same. They share the exact same values. They listen to the same horrible bands. Is that to be an individual? Is that unique? No. Most don't even know the origins of emo. Many of them claim they are "non-conformists". These days, "non-conformist" has lost its true meaning and is just another synonym for poser. How does supporting major clothing lines such as Hot Topic make you a non-conformist? You are the antithesis of that. Wake up. The emo trend is like hair-metal; in a few years you'll burn all pictures of yourself, being so ashamed that you had such an ugly haircut.
The third-wave emo movement is a testimony on how MTV (Manipulating Teenage Views) is able to pick up just about anything and mold it into a trend in order to make money, even if this results in mindless teenagers who can't think for themselves and destroying what's left of the real music scenes.
Not just boots, but a brand of shoes specializing in boots.
They do not always have sheepskin insides and suede outsides, although most do. Most people have a strong opinion about UGGs, either favoring them or despising them.
The only defense that UGG-haters have is that they're probably called UGG because they make ugly boots, which is the most unoriginal pun ever spat out by the Tard Machine.
When faux, they are called fuggs.
Idiot: Ew! Why are you wearing UGGs? I HATE them!
UGG wearer: Are you saying I should dress according to your likes and dislikes?
Idiot: Well, they're ugly. That's why they're called UGGs!
UGG wearer: I'm pretty sure a marketing team wouldn't name their shoes UGGs because they want to point out they make ugly boots. I mean, wouldn't their sales drop?
|5.||The Scene Trend|
A terrible illness that must be cured. This trend is the worst of the worst. Some claim the fashion was derived from the 80's. Others say it's a whole new idea. The image alone has complete control over its victims personality. Many "un-influenced" kids have tried to cure this disease, but this epidemic is too powerful; it have spread to countless victims.
Symptoms of Scene Trend:
*To you being scene isn't just an image, it's a way of life.
*You claim not to label yourself, regardless of how you obviously try to follow the trend.
*Idolizing the following: Audrey Kitching, Jeffree Star, Kiki Kannibal, Alex Evans, DaniGore or any type of internet whore.
*You have "unique" hair.
*You say the following phrases exceedingly: "haters make me famous", "you're just jealous", "i'm original"
*Your nickname has one of these words: Massacre, Horror, Tragedy, Gore, etc...
*You socialize with anybody that has the same haircut as the next scene kid.
___Major symptoms of Scene Trend___
*Assume that anyone that does't like you is either fat, ugly, racist, 12 years old, or jealous.
*You have an ego
person #1: How do i get scene hair?!?! and where can i buy scene clothes?!?
person #2: It's a good thing you asked me. Let me tell you about the Scene Trend before it rapes you.
A hairstyle trend where dark haired people bleach the tips of their hair or blonde people die the tips of their hair black.
Skunk hair is the ugliest, trashiest hairstyle trend known to man.
|7.||the new white belt|
a phrase meaning something is about to become the latest trend. trend setting. a fad for a specific group of people to jump on.
also see scenester
ugly hats are the new white belt
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