The perfect tool when one wants to remain socially acceptable but must go out in public with someone who's face looks like a volcano or like someone stepped on it with steel toed boots
"use the ugly stick, we don't want him near us!!"
"Hey, what's with the stick?" -- "We use it to keep my brother away :)"
Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.
2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.