When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.
God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.
Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me
Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.
Sweet, Filipino boy residing in the land of Long Beach who engages in busting missions with his crew of secret agent ninja warriors by night but does origami by day. Pokémon master of an elite team of Evee evolutions, a Hilario looks like he would be doing his homework, but low-key he's just playing Pokémon. Hilarios are usu. adorkable nerds, crazy dancers, good singers and have hearts for only that one special person.
Person: It's so cute how Hilario snores like a baby.
Person 1: Hilario speaks with a lithp.
Person 2: Yeahman, I think that's cute tho.
Person 1: Do you think Hilario did his SMO?
Person 2: Nawh, he was probably up late training his team of Evees.
Hilario: (singing) Halika dito, halika dito baby.
Harlee: Dude, you're ugly like that Pertagley girl.
Hilario: Don't you mean, "Perez de Taglé"?
The World: Dude, Hilario's mom makes the best food!
Fuck Me In the Butthole;
a term used only under severe circumstances, when one is extremely screwed. This is a more intense version of 'fuck me' or 'fuck my life'. Commonly used when one's life is completely falling apart, and there is no other way to describe the way they feel.
1.) Man i have five papers due and three tests tomorrow. I have no boyfriend and I'm fat and ugly. shit. FMITBH!
2.) My best friend just ran over my brother. And I'm pregnant. FMITBH!
3.)I just found out my boyfriend has been sleeping with my mom. FMITBH!
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Mondoclot is something you say when you are so pissed off at a person and you cant think of anything bad to say to them, so you call them a Mondoclot
Frank: Hey ugly piece of shit, go suck a dick while I fuck your mom.
Bob: UGH, YOUR JUST A... MONDOCLOT
1. Another word for smashed or mushed, made by a drunk girl on new years eve.
1. One time i saw a smuched cat
2. I was so smuched after all of flip cup I played.
What you scream before you karate kick a man in the balls,
Man: "you are a bitch."
Woman: "Fuquay!" (kick)