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1. bum chops
Someone whos face looks like a very large ugly bum!
Please would u pass the ketchup bum chops!
by Sexy Jon Mar 21, 2005 add a video
2. BUM
BUM is an acronym for Butt Ugly Man
Fundala: That homeless looking man over there looks way cuter than that ugly man in the 3-piece.
Fundo: How ironic. Those bums need to switch places.
3. Bum features
When a person uses this phrase it is usually used to make fun of someone else's weird or diformed face.
Guy 1: "Dude, you suck, man"

Guy 2: "Well you have bum features"
4. bum scene
From the 70's a lighter version of the term; "Bad Scene," meant to be much less dramatic. It would rarely be used by the person who actually had the experience. Rather, it would be a show of support from one friend to another, though it could also be an attempt to trivialize the experience.

In extreme circumstances, it could also describe an ugly experience with drugs, violence or sex.

Bummer is a shortened version of bum scene.

The word 'bum' would often be said while holding in a hit of weed followed by the word 'scene' that would be stretched out while exhaling the hit. As in: Bum (holding breath) sceeeeeene (exhaling slowly).
#1: I lost my wallet with 20 bucks in it.
#2: Bum scene, man.
#1: I was so messed up I think I left it at your girlfriend's house.
#2: Bum (holding breath) sceeeeeene (exhaling slowly).
5. Bum
1.Someone who is a bum is known as a homeless, crackhead, or just a person who dresses ugly and walks on streets being lonely- alot of people use it to dis people.

2.Another version of bum used a lot in the area of Virginia it means sexy, cute, or good
1.Chick you ain't nothing but a bum.
*She be walking around school like she a bum ever since they broke up.
*Man I'm broke I just gave that bum my last 5.

2.Damn that shorty is bum.
*Oh my god girl he is so bum.
*Damn ma this chicken is so bum.

after all of that u should know the definition of bum and u should be tired of the word bum cuz i know i am
6. bum chin wank
you get your nasty girlfriend and stuff her in the butt, then proceed to use your shit-laden corn piece to have it away with her massively large chin bum until u cum all over her hidious face.
"oh man, that ugly bitch caroline gave me such a relentless bum chin wank i discharged all over the fucking show"
7. ugly bumpin gloves
item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit
Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.
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