loaf of ugles 

A way to say someone is hideous in a cute way.

"I know he's your boyfriend and all, but he is a loaf of ugles."

loaf of ugles by Merpface April 26, 2014

Jk unless 

When you say something as a joke but you lowkey do mean it

What if we kissed rn? Jk unless...-guy/girl that probably likes you

Jk unless by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020

haha jk.... unless? 

the definition is in the name

haha jk....

unless?

steve: what if we put our minecraft beds next to each other haha jk.... unless?

alex: no-

haha jk.... unless? by galn September 1, 2019

unless he's wearing diapers 

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!

Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

unless he's wearing diapers by I, Wreckerrr June 29, 2021

bump uglies 

A euphemism for sex. See your local human anatomy book for more detail.

We were bumpin' uglies 'til dawn!

bump uglies by warren b October 21, 2001

Ugleskalaen

Ugleskalaen rangerer folk etter hvor stygge de er den tar ikke bare for seg ugler, men også andre dyr. Hele skalaen begynner med ugle som er det peneste på ugleskalaen.
1. Ugle
2. Burugle/bygdeugle (kommer an på bostedet til vedkommende)
3. Rotte
4. Skabbrotte
5. Grevling

Det er også to "dyr" som faller i en sidekategori: skrekkøgle og horeskunk

"Sjekk den dama der da! Hvor faller hun på ugleskalaen?"
"Nei det der må nok bli en burugle"

Ugleskalaen by Hurratufsen November 2, 2020

Unless..? 

The word that's said to indicate you might be open to an idea that you have protested against previously.

Usually used to convince your friends of something that you secretly really want to do

Haha boys, we couldn't get Fresh Slice for the fourth day in a row...unless..?

Unless..? by gouldozs May 16, 2020