If you say this, you probably go to another University or College with no idea about the CORRECT word to describe a university that's better than yours.
(except Western's Ivey, York's Schulich, and Waterloo's Engineering)
'Ufty Trufty I'm getting married in 5 weeks!'
'Uft Mine Guft I'm living in Canada for 3 months!'
'Ufty bloody gufty look at the queue at the coffee bar!'