|1.||World Contact Day|
World Contact Day is an undated future event. The name relates to the day when first contact with intelignet alien life is made with Earth.
This day in history shall henceforth be known as World Contact Day, the day we first made contact with inteligent extraterrestrial life.
A name for a person who has a resume for being fired all the time and sits on the computer all day searching for upcoming asteroids that might hit the earth, conspiracy theories of complete bullshit and proof of ghosts and aliens, etc. often tries to explain it to you over loud music that rattles the windows. Dont ask this person for anything because the answer is always ''no!''
Tuesday, 2:30 a.m.more...
Asteroid Fantasy: "Wow! Vatican struck by lightning hours after Pope resigns!"
Someone: "cool, turn the fuckin music down dude I can barely hear myself talk, let alone you!"
Asteroid Fantasy: "I'm fuckin mind blown!" (turns the music down and takes a drink of beer) "Can I get a hit? it's been a long stressful day and a hit would be wonderful right now."
Someone: (sighs) ya... here... just don't burn it all (hands him the pipe thinking about how lame that excuse to get a hit was)
Someone else: "Can I have a smoke?"
Asteroid Fantasy: "No!" (hits the pipe)
Someone: "I'm goin to bed"
Asteroid Fantasy and Someone else: "Goodnight man see you in the morning."
Asteroid Fantasy: "Wow look at this!" (clicking on his computer)
Someone: "It was an Asteroid Fantasy ladies and gentlemen" (as if he were talking to a crowd of people while on a podium to make fun of him before going to sleep)
Someone Else: "Haha!" (backs up Someone with another quote) "Good morning this is Asteroid Fantasy with breaking news..."
Asteroid Fantasy: "Whatever" (turns the music back up while Someone tries to go to sleep)
Someone Else: "Ya I hope the neighborhood likes this song or if not the sheriffs might like it if we are lucky"
According to nonhomeschoolers...they’re different. Everyone has his or her own assumptions about this strange race of students, the ones who choose to sever their relationship with the public school system. They must either be a genius that feels restricted in a normal classroom, a socially inept and reclusive introvert, or maybe both. Besides that, they are devoutly religious and spend five hours a day on bible study. They don’t swear, smoke, wear skirts above the ankle, or drink anything stronger than orange juice. Homeschoolers are geography bee winners, girl scouts and boy scouts, participatants in civil war reenactments, and above all, they love every minute of it. But we're not, really.
See that perfectly normal person not dressed as a skank who could be considered a freak because they are reading for pleasure and don't throw wild parties? They're probably a homeschooler.
The paranormal board of 4chan, alternatively spelled /x]. moderately popular, Usually filled with people who think they're vampires, some religious shitstorms, stale creepypasta, constant raids by 4 or 5 /b/tards who think It's awesome that they can spam on such a fast moving board(/sarcasm), and weeabo faggots who really believe a katana and their SUPER SAMURAI SKILLZ will keep hordes of zombies at bay for more than 10 seconds before they die of exhaustion, and more importantly, being ingested by said zombies. But never any mods AMIRITE?!?!more...
There are meme's made popular here, like WHO WAS PHONE or ZALGO or Lovecraftian works such as CTHULHU or bri/x/ shitting pictures or smile.jpg, and you should always check the image type before clicking, as it is a good habit to beware of opening a gif. Many refer to the board as /x]-paranoia, for good reason. It should also be noted that z-day is any true /x/philes wet dream come true.
But occasionally there are some decent, interesting threads about reality/the universe/aliens/conspiracy/cryptozoology/metaphysics/zombies/(super)natural mysteries and/or fresh creepypasta will s...
With the current climate of the world and all the ongoing problems -- economically, politically, heating of the sun & abnormal weather patterns, etc. -- it really does feel like something could happen by 2012 that will radically alter the course of that weird thing we call life. Time sure feels like it's speeding up, doesn't it?more...
It's not; creation is. More and more is happening in the world in less & less time, for the good & bad. In every aspect of our lives, change is happening at an accelerated pace, and it's going to continue to accelerate until everything possibly imaginable in creation will exist at the same time. So yeah, this leaves a realm of possibility open for more things to occur -- there could be a global cataclysmic-type event that wipes out 1/3 of the population, but there could also be some grand technological miracle/discovery that propels humanity into uncharted areas of novel & science.
The biggest misconception among people today (namely, archeologists and science-types whose consciousnesses are centered around physical, material evidence -- what they can see & measure only) is that the Mayan Calendar was keeping track of time the same way most modern day calendars keep track of time -- cycles of visible planetary objects in the sky around other planetary objects/ earth around the sun, etc.
The Mayan Calendar was actually a meter, or a gauge for the evolution of consciousness across the span of this galaxy. The reason the calendar abruptly "s...
(1)something of complete coolness. (2)the greatest thing to ever happen inside of one day, or multiple days (3)the most wonderous thing imaginable
Greg: "Dude did you see that UFO?!?"
Steve: "that was sooo MikeJago"
It's what you call it when, you're family finds you, takes you home from the cult, and deprograms you, then the cult finds you again, takes you back from your family, and has to go through the process of brainwashing you all over again.
Father Sirius: Good news, children, we have located Sally, and she still would love to be with us all when the great ship comes to take us to the Mecca of the stars, unfortunately her family don't believe in our destiny, so I need you to go to her house and bring her back to us.
Sister R5G331D: First reprograming Sally, then saltine, crackers and space milk. It's the greatest day ever!