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UFIA: Acronym for Unwanted Finger in Ass.
I dropped the soap and before I could stand back up he game me an ufia!
by Adam October 14, 2004
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Hey, I just hit it big on the roulette table, UFIA's all around!
by Digital D February 21, 2005
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UFIA - Uneventful Friday In Alaska
the highest level of boredom.
Another week, another UFIA. *sigh* XD
by DyolfKnip February 21, 2005
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There are some who believe that UFIA stands for 'Unsolicited Finger In the Anus', but that is simply incorrect: UFIA actually stands for 'Uniting Friends in America'.

A two-mile stretch of Tennessee highway has been adopted by "Drew Curtis' TotalFark UFIA."

See: http://tinyurl.com/zks28
This highway was adopted by the good people of UFIA (Uniting Friends in America).
by Aten April 03, 2006
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