1. (n) Combat sport that poorly represents the discipline and class exemplified by martial arts. Participants and fans can be identified by their ridiculous tattoos, hyperbolic threats of impending violence and propensity to advertise how "dangerous" they are by means of their t-shirts. So trashy it makes your television stink.
2. (adj) A manner of behaviour adopted when looking to overcompensate for, and/or conceal, homosexual inclinations.
1. Q: Why are all these guys with tribal tattoos wearing t-shirts emblazoned with skulls and threatening to "kill each other to death" gathered at the Convention Center?
A: There's a UFC fanfest in town.
Q: Are they fighters or fans?
Jimmy: Dude, that guy in the AFFLICTION t-shirt just threatened to put me in a rear-naked something or other, then get into a full mount and pound me? What the fuck?
Matt: Don't worry about it. I saw him leaving a bath house. He's just acting UFC because his dad's with him.
3. A possible typo of KFC
Girl 1: Are those guys fighting again!
Girl 2: Yeah, they're attempting to play UFC...
Girl 1: Oh I see what you mean.
Girl 1: Hey let's meet at UFC!
Girl 2: Uh, okay..
Girl 1: Oh sht, I mean KFC.
two or more bros engaging in combat.
I'll fuckin UFC y0ur ass homie. What fool!
Ugly. Fat. Chick.
that fuckin' ufc cock blocked me from her smokin hot friend.
Ultimate Fighting Championship
It's the most overhyped, and overrated mixed martial arts company in the world. When it had a cult following before it went mainstream it was much better: there were less rules and less bullshit grappling.
Joe: Are You going to the UFC PPV taping?
Scott: No I'm holding out for the Affliction taping
Ultimate Faggot Championship. Two sweaty faggots without clothes touching each other on the floor very passionately for 5 minutes. Combination of Gay anf Boring.
UFC is for homosexuals.
Un Funny Cunt
When someone tries to be funny, but isnt they get called a UFC
Jeff - "Why did the chicken croos the road?, to get to the other side"
You - "UFC!"