UCLA = University of Cheater Liars and Abominables
When I dealt with people at UCLA, they seem to not care about my health and let the Yakuza get ahead in the line for kidney transfers.
by shamsabadi2 February 12, 2010

UCLA is known for its famous Westwood where many go and stuff themselves of rich delicious food; however, Westwood with its large quantities of great food and restaurants leads to UCLA students obtaining so called " freshmen 15". In the case of UCLA it is more like " freshmen, sopohmore, and junior 50".
LMFAO Please spread the word People
AN example is just look at most UCLA freshmen lol
by Triton Eye>Large girls&boys June 25, 2010
The school that has nothing good to say about itself resulting in the need to compare itself to all other schools which threaten it as a defense mechanism
all of the definitions above about UCLA
by jjwordafo January 20, 2009
UCLA: a school that rejects the most qualified students, knowing that these students will hurt its yield rate. Oh, and before you UCLA students brag about your admissions policy, read this article: http://www.allanfavish.com/1_10_95.HTM
Last year, UCLA rejected a student from Torrey Pines High School in San Diego, CA, who had a 1510 SAT, scored 5's on numerous AP tests, was awarded a full ride to USC, and currently attends UC Berkeley as part of the Engineering program that is second only to MIT. How can anyone say that UCLA's admissions policy is legitimate and keep a straight face? I know another student that can't do this, as he was accepted to Harvard and Stanford, but not UCLA. UCLA: congratulations on your second-rate students!
by rt23 November 20, 2005
U cocksuckers lost again
After being insulted by the UCLA football fan, the USC student responded "You're just mad becase U Cocksuckers Lost Again!"
by kcitsleipztirf April 15, 2009
stands for University Closest to LaGrange Avenue... reffering to morraine valley community college
"Hey Joe, where ya going to college next year. I've got some big plans to go to UIC.
"Thats sweet dawgg. I'm going to UCLA"
"WHAT?! You're moving to Cali?"
"Naw bro, UCLA.. as in morraine valley haha "
by c-sizzllee fo shizzlee February 10, 2009
UCLA (University of Caucasians Lost amung Asians) ...a university where affirmitive action has gone a little too far...
It would be nice if a higher % of Los Angelenos and their children (of all colors and creeds) could get into a school that both their state and local taxes go to help maintain. Hopefully the backlash against student visas will help stem the tide...I ran into a young, amazingly intelligent girl the other day (1480..4.0) who got rejected...she grew up in westwood! (Went to LMU and is now a law student at Georgetown...so it was their loss...she didn't even apply to UCLA Law)
by lifes not always fair December 04, 2003
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