u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

why the fuck would someone even look this up

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

u can't drown satan he can fucking swim by snek_in_a_fedora_with_a_bowtie September 3, 2017

U CAN OK

its a meme thats popular on a game called Age Of Empire II: Definitive Edition
the phrase means "you can do it", firstly introduced by Vivi aka Fat_Dragon on a team match with TheViper

TheViper got rainbowed on his base

TheViper: "I'm ded, wheres my teammate??"
Vivi: "U CAN OK"

U CAN OK by blvrry666face April 28, 2021

u can

Used to tell someone that you aren’t going to do it but “u can”.

Person 1) I’m going to math class.

Pearson 2) U CAN!

u can by Ikenna.BLACK June 20, 2019

U Can't Touch This 

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

U Can't Touch This by fc2078 January 4, 2021

Shred as much as u can 

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

Shred as much as u can by Cristo39 February 26, 2011

U-Can-2 

1. -The act of believing your innocent.
2. -Able to add insignificant conversation to any thread.
3. -A new state of Alcoholism.
4. -The ability to ruin ones sexlife.
5. -Charming in a funny kinda way, but not really.

"U-can-2 get bad SoupAss after a day of drinking"

U-Can-2 by OnTheZone November 15, 2005

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND 

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021