The high point of your excitement of listening to, thinking about, or watching the cute, sexy, hot, amazing Synyster Gates' uber sexiness. Like an orgasm, but better.
girl 1- Daang, Synyster is so hot!
girl 2- I know! I get an syngasm every time I think of him!
Weed that is of the highest quality.
The best weed one will ever smoke in their lifetime.
John: Man this weed is mad good!!
Chandana: Heck yea bro, i be crunkin on this dank kush all day.
John: You're so white...
Can be a noun or a verb.
Noun: Something or someone who is cute beyond words! The person seeing this uber-cuteness often makes a high-pitched "PEEEEEE!" or "SQUEEEEE!" sound because he/she/it is just so damn cute!!
Verb: Refers to the act of being cute.
PEEEEEE! There's a mootzie on the fence (referring to a squirrel or some other super-cute animal).
My son, Adam is so mootzie!!
A quick 7 step dance move created by the Ultimate Janksters themselves (Savannah & Emily).
To learn read the directions that follow:
1: Frame your genitals with forward hip thrust
2: Spin in a 360 degree counter clockwise motion
3: Drop it low and swing that ass to the right simultaneously
4: High knee to the left
5: High knee to the right
6: Power pose #1 (e.g: superman pose, ghetto gang symbol pose, uber thrust, The Thinker pose etc)
7: Power pose # 2 (must be different from first power pose)
Fine print: this quick 7 step dance move is best done with an able bodied partner, in which case you should mirror each other's bodies to create a dance so enigmatic no one can resist your sex appeal.
Dude, did you see those girls do the Jank-Step at that party? I had an instant erection I couldn't lose for weeks bro!
Sista, you got that Jank-Step on LOCK! i knoooow my brutha be lookin at chu gurl frand uh huh.
A twisted derivative of the term "Meat sweats". Rather than intense sweating due to the ingestion of high amounts of various meat products, Meatball sweats strictly refers to the uber crazy amounts of perspiration in the area surrounding one's testicles.
Holy Hannah! This volleyball is so intense it give me Meatball Sweats!!
"Dude.. did you wet yourself?"
"Nah bro I got severe meatball sweats."
"Aghh word dude, I love when that happens"