| 1. | uber McFucktard | ||
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Large, influential international or multinational organizations like FIFA or the IOC that campaign for good health while accepting sponsorship from McDonald's. These organizations accept millions of dollars in sponsorship donations from McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Cadbury, or Budweiser to have exclusive rights to market their own products and make even more millions of dollars in profits. Some people feel this is like offering a bribe. However, if you have an MBA you can call it Strategic Marketing. Hey Morgan, did you hear that the uber McFucktard London 2012 Olympics Committee's plans to improve public health may be undermined by the announcement that one in five meals served to fans at the games will come from McDonald's.
Launching their food strategy, games organisers said that 3 million of the 14 million meals served during the two-week event will be prepared by the fast food chain. All branded soft drinks will be provided by Coca-Cola and the only other branded food on sale will be Cadbury's chocolate. McDonald's and Coca-Cola both sponsor the International Olympic Committee, which passes several million pounds of those revenues to London's organisers, while Cadbury pays £20m as a direct sponsor of the 2012 games. |
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| 2. | Ricky Fucktardo | ||
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Someone who is such a fucktard, they are even more fucktarded than Ricky Ricardo. What a Ricky Fucktardo!
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| 3. | Fuckatrd | ||
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When someone is so damn fucked up, that it boggles you that they have made it thus far in life. It boggles you to the point of death, and this makes them a plague that needs to be purged from the face of the earth. "Look at me" - Fucktard
"My brain! Shit! That was close." A uber-smacktard. |
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| 4. | Goo Monkey | ||
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A Asshole on Xbox Live that decides to sale all his shit because he is a dumbass, then buys it back just to one up you all the time in whatever game you are playing. Dude 1: WTF man how did you get on the leaderboards so high!!! You haven't even had a Xbox for like 5 months!!!
Dude 2: What can I say I guess I just have uber skillz and 1337ness. Dude 1: No your just a fuckin Goo Monkey thats all!!! Dude 2: Take that back mother fucker NOW!!!!!! |
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| 5. | Douchy Douche | ||
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a douchebag with uber douche like qualities a douche bag in a rice burner cutting you off without signaling then break checking you and then going below the speed limit, a typical douchy douche
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| 6. | Geezius | ||
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Someone so totally uber smart that he/she makes other geniuses go "geez!" and is known to temporarily elude description due to his/her awesomeness Genius #1 "That dude got 350 in an exam marked out of a 100
Genius #2 "yeah and I hear he can devide by zero, during sleep" Genius #3 "Geezius!" Non-Genius "blasphemy is not cool dude, not cool" |
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| 7. | Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! | ||
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A sentence said when you have either emasculated the person's lack of intelligence or have proved him or her wrong. That person in turn, once their intelligence is challenged to the depths of shitville, will pull the "Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you!" when they attempt to prove you wrong in another fact of god knows what. When the fucktard looses in an argument against someone, they will then be stumbled on that argument, thinking "fuck..I lost the game". They will then question you with an argument of something that is probably useless fucking knowledge to anybody. Your computer has low RAM, your computer is slow as fuck and cannot run all that shit you have on your harddrive.
Yes it can, I just go delete my internet history and cache! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! 2+2+2+2+2+2-2 x 0 isn't 0, if you knew about BEDMAS, you would know the order of operation of multiplication which would come first before addition or subtraction. Oh yeh?!? Well my built-in calculator on my Windows 7 laptop says you are full of shit! Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! (Police Officer) "Sir you were going way above the speed limit, I'm gonna have to impound your vehicle and take away your license" Are you shitting me? My speedometer says otherwise asshole. Yeh that's right, I'm smarter than you! (gets head cracked open and cuffs smashed onto the skinny wrists) |
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