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A poor attempt by Microsoft to disclaim Apple's great mp3 player, the iPod, by creating a fake advertisement of an exact replica without iPod's only flaw: a battery that needs to be replaced. Theres no way an ipod could stay that small if you were required to put in two double-a batteries.
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An iPod whose volume is so ridiculously loud that everyone around them can hear what's playing. Nice uPod. Wanna turn it down?
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Under Promise Over Deliver Someone who promises litte but delivers more than expected. Oft practiced by sandbagger Captain: "Scotty! when can you get th ship moving again?"
Scotty: "Oh, 12 hours at least captain, gotta replace the crystals" Captain: "Well, I guess we are all dead then, the sun will explode in 3 minutes" Scotty: "I'll try Captain!" Ship surges to life, all crew saved Captain: "Scotty you old UPOD, I knew you were sandbagging me" Scotty: " Sorry Cap, once an UPOD, always a UPOD!" Dude: "Well, I got some seats for the game, here they are" They sit down behind home plate Chick: "You are such a UPOD, we got the best seats in the house" Chick: " I may have to UPOD you later when we "just kiss"" Dude: "Sounds like an Epic Win for me!, UPOD does it every time!" |
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