| 1. | golden u-haul | ||
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The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary. In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."
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| 2. | U-Haul Syndrome | ||
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A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time. Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover. Luke: They've been together three weeks. Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time. |
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| 3. | U-haul | ||
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A word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians bring to a second date? A: a U-haul. Jennifer and Melissa are the classic U-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!
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| 4. | U-haul | ||
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n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul. I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.
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| 5. | urge to merge | ||
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the term used in the gay community for the presumed tendency lesbians have of quickly moving together after dating for a short period of time. See U-haul lesbian.
Although not unique to lesbian couples, this behavior is stereotypically attributed to lesbians. The comedian Lea DeLaria joked: Q: What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A: A U-haul. The U-haul joke symbolizes the lesbian urge to merge.
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| 6. | Jew-Haul | ||
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v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul). Ari and Lyna met 4 months ago and are moving in already. Way to Jew-Haul it!
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| 7. | U-haul lesbian | ||
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These are Lesbians that after meeting someone tend to move in with that person right away. It is a very unhealthy type of behavior that stems from their inability to date the preferred sex when they were younger for fear of retaliation or chiding.
Claire is such a U-Haul Lesbian, she met JoJo last week and they have already moved in together.
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