| 1. | you gay brah? | ||
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1. When someone does something borderline homosexual to or around you, and you and/or one of your buddies decides to call them out on it. (Originated somewhere along the East coast.) 2. Commonly used comeback by douches on the East coast when insulted 1.
Campbell: "Dude does this shirt make me look chubby?" Everett: "You gay brah?" 2. Tourist: "God all these Jersey douchebags are starting to piss me off" Guido from Jersey: "whoa, you gay brah?!" |
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| 2. | syg | ||
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syg- acronym for "so youre gay"? often used as a comeback when someone says something ignorant, retarded or gay. but can be used as a response to basically everything. "yo did you listen to that new taylor swift song???"
"syg?" "stop being a bitch dude" "syg?" "sup bro" "syg." "stfu i swear im not gay" "syg?" "bro, im gay" "....syg?" "i got it in!!!!" "syg." OTHER FORMS OF SYG: "u mirin jaw brah?" "so basically what youre trying to say is that youre not gay but you like it up the ass" "stop youre so annoying smh" "so essentially what you are implying in this conversation is that ultimately you are gay" |
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| 3. | superbowl | ||
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when someone hikes you the bowl and then light it, rip it, then paaasss it out, and go deep! then repeat. yo brah, had a really gay-jizzy day, one u nukkas pack me a superbowl!
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| 4. | cum conditioned | ||
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When the girl (or guy if gay) has say if and how you can ejaculate. similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone. Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs" Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb" Scenario #2 Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum. girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned" Scenario #3 Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome." Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise" |
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| 5. | Jerkin' | ||
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Jerkin' is basically two things: it's both a "dance" movement and "music genre". Originating in northern California in 2008, "jerkin'" has infected the minds of our youth, and is also a big reason why our youth is brainwashed, clueless and imbecilic, and this is coming from a teen. The people who jerk are the usual every day degenerates who we should look down upon, and simply omit. Their moronic creation of a genre is simply made from a computer, thus proving everyone in the world why jerkin' is a pointless fad and possibly the worst genre of "music" that has surfaced the earth. Jerkin' lyrics are basically something like this: "do it, jerk jerk, do it, jerk jerk" or "ima lick that pussy clean, while i jerk and eat an ice cream". Jerk: man i love jerkin brah that shit is fukin tight u down with jerkin' dude?
Me: ....shut the fuck up. |
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| 6. | FTWAY | ||
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acronym for Fuck The World And You bro1: "dude your chick is a bitch.."
bro2: "WTF man. you know whut?" bro1: "what brah?" bro2: "FTWAY." dude1: "the whole world hates you" dude2: "FTWAY" |
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