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A despot, kleptocrat, dictator, strongman, or any charismatic leader with a penchant for winning elections with 120% of the vote to whom you find yourself strangely and disturbingly attracted.
L: I'm a little sad to see Gaddafi go. Motherfucker had about 8000 dashikis, a sexy female body guard corps, a mysterious Swiss nurse, 70 billion dollars...

M: Sounds like someone has a tyrannocrush.

L: Shut up, bitch, or I'll quash your dissidence using the extraconstitutional powers I usurped by declaring a national emergency.
by poseidonism August 22, 2011

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