when someone holds the shift button to wright a whole sentence in capital letters while typing on a computer
person1: im just gonna type in that he sucks
person2: you know you can press caps-lock instead of being a holdshifter
person1:i knew that! i am too lazy though... that made no sense what so ever
When you are responding to a text message (or e-mail) and you get side-tracked or think of something else, and you click send prematurely.
You're typing / texting and you accidentally hit send
Usually doesn't make sense
Sometimes can have negative effects
person 1: So what are you up to this evening?
person 2: I'm go
*Person 2 demonstrates clear example of premature sending*
shitcam is the slang term for stickam. everyone uses it because they know stickam is shit. All stickam is good for is perves who fap to webcams all day long and typing pure shit in the chat. Anybody who's anybody refers to stickam as shitcam.
I was on shitcam all day today because there was nothing to do.
I had to close all the cams last time i was on shitcam because everyone was so ugly!
Shitcam just keeps getting worse and worse, there was some guy on cam fapping for like an hour in a group chat and nobody kicked him.
A "p2p sharing software" that has many worms, viruses, adware, and spyware attached, not to mention there is countless hacks and viruses on the files inside.
Malware installed by Kazaa includes the following:
Cydoor (spyware): Collects information on the PC's surfing habits and passes it on to the company which created Cydoor.
B3D (adware): An add-on which causes advertising popups if the PC accesses a website which triggers the B3D code.
Altnet (adware): A distribution network for paid "gold" files.
The Best Offers (adware): Tracks your browsing habits and internet usage to display advertisements similar to your interests.
InstaFinder (hijacker): Redirects your URL typing errors to InstaFinder's web page instead of the standard search page.
TopSearch (adware): Displays paid songs and media related to your search in Kazaa.
RX Toolbar (spyware): The toolbar monitors all the sites you visit with Microsoft Internet Explorer and provides links to competitors' websites.
New.net (hijacker): A browser plugin that lets you access several of its own unofficial Top Level Domain names, e.g., .chat and .shop. The main purpose of which is to sell domain names......
The bottom line, dont download this. Use frostwire.
Kazaa is so pathetic. Who would even download it? *downloads frostwire*
1. a form of typing used by jejemons to communicate with one another.
2. one way of abusing your computer keyboard's caps lock and shift buttons.
3. one way of butchering the Filipino language by typing in unnecessary letters in Filipino words and typing them in a way that only jejemons or people who have studied jejetyping as a major (or a minor maybe) back in college to understand how these kind of peoples communicate in their own "special" language.
1.jejemon1: hI MiSs, caN I hVe Ur NmEnDNUMbeR, n0h?
jejemon2: N0H wy, U'rE sO jOlOGZ WItH D wy U TyPe
jejetyping the way jejemons like their sentences.
2. damn, with the way these jejemons type, they're gonna bust their keyboard's caps lock and shift keys! stupid jejetyping!
3. Aq ANg HipHop superstaR NG tondo bHeYBiE LoLz!
jejetyping for: ako ang hiphop superstar ng tondo baby!
KMF is an acronym meaning Kick My Face.
1. used in a scenario where one person is in a spiral of emotion, such as self pity. In which case they say "KMF" to ask for help dealing with the spiral.
2. Used to joke about one's spiral of emotion, or self centered blurbs, generally by typing: *Kicks face*
or saying "i'll kick your face"
In which case, the person may reply "go ahead! try to KMF"
1. Person one: my life sucks, everything sucks... KMF.
Person two: you're simply grieving because your dog died, give it some time and you'll feel better. How about we go get some icecream?
2. Person one: so my life totally sicks right now because i mean i wanted to go to this party but i cant because im grounded, something about joyriding....
Person two: If you dont shut up now, I will Kick your face.
The place where you go to TRY and buy apple products, but can't because none of the ubernerd fuckfaces will ever wait on you. Everyone in the store seems to be on some kind of techno high, surrounded by all this new apple shit. The people who work there will ignore you if you don't look like some nerd spaz dickweed, a.k.a. their people. You can somehow get put on a list of people who the appleheads will wait on first, like getting in line but without the line but with total chaos and no organization.The appleseeds all roll around with their fucking ipods typing shit in and runing back to the store room so you can't ask them any questions. You can go up to the counter and stand in front of at least 3 applefuckers and be ignored and passed over, at which point you may feel like picking up one of the stools and smashing the fuck out of something. In my personal experince, waiting for 45 min. to just pick up something that I ordered, I saw 2 applegeeks give each other a hi-five and say good day at work see you tommorow, real cool. I just can't belive some many fucking tools can be lumped up into one place, and they all say I'll have to ckeck the warranty on that and run some diagnostics on that, no matter what you hand them or what the problem is. Needless to say it probally is faster and far less aggravation to order something online and wait at your front door.
dude 1 : I went to the apple store yesterday to get my iphone looked at.
dude 2: What happened?
dude 1: They said they would check the warranty, and run some diagnostics on it.
dude 2 : What then?
dude 1: They said some internal shit was bad and the warranty was up, so they would give me like 25 bucks off a new one.
dude 2 : So did you get a new one?
dude 1 : Well being over a barrel and all I had no choice, so these fuckers then probably turned around and fixed my old one for like 5 bucks and will sell it as refurbished.
dude 2 : That sucks , to get fucked by appleheads.