A type of anti-music that became popular in the 1980's and officially died in 1991.

Typical characteristics:

*Women's makeup worn on faces

*Tight, colorful clothing

*Loud, repetive drumbeats

*Guitar has a whiny sound

*High-pitched vocals

*Extreme emphasis on appearance

*Meaningless lyrics about alcoholism, promiscuity, and occasionally substance abuse.

Hair metal is essentially reinvented pop. Whereas metal in the 1960's and 1970's was about various subjects such as politics or personal experiences, hair metal was about hedonism. Hair Metal was the spearhead of teenybopper movement, which was at it's strongest during the 1980's. Were it not for MTV and a legion of gullable fans, hair metal would have never grown into the music-destroying fungus that gave metal a bad name. As it became more synonymous with metal, true metal musicians founded what became known as the trash metal movement, which was shot down in it's initial stages and would re-merge after the death of grunge, which in of itself was a stab at hair metal.

Having the qualities of being borderline homosexual, while still maintaining the typical characteristics of being straight, creating a possible homosexual item.

A Catphin is one of the rarest female animal-humans on the face of the planet (so rare, in fact, that in time of writing, only one sole live specimen has been reported). Generally a Catphin’s personality is deeply founded in the best features and characteristics from cats’ and dolphins’ personalities. To mention a few such characteristics: In a charming fashion, they are ever so curious (there’s no keeping secrets from them). They are slightly elusive in a very sensual way (you’ll find yourself turned on by the fact that you’ll never understand the Catphin completely). They tend to have a randomized thought pattern which will confuse their adversaries but very much please and entertain their friends and loved ones. They love horsies, polar bears, cows and tigers. Due to their duo-/twin-personality they can often be heard saying quite strange things. Also, Catphins have consistencies with the physiology of cats and dolphins – for instance, only half their brain sleeps at a time, they move gracefully both on land and in water, they purr quite often (especially when you stroke them gently behind the ears), they will scratch you and paw-claw-stump on your back when they get excited, they do not function well when they are hungry (not well at all), they have a silent fascination for worm cures, and they tend to investigate things by smell prior to using any other senses (and sometimes they will drool all over you).

Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.

VanderWilt is a Dutch surname which means 'from the wild'. Characteristics of a VanderWilt: attractive, sensual, corny, loyal, fairly stubborn, generally right, impulsive, witty, intelligent, honest, insightful and slightly condescending.

VanderWilts vary in height greatly, but generally are all trim and proportional. Some have more hair than others, but all have perfect teeth.

A VanderWilt is the very best of friends, and an ideal lover.

VanderWilts have a predilection for aesthetics, practicality and integrity. This taste is seen in their choice of cars, furniture, clothes, friends, careers, and even spouse.

A Hmong male name given to basically only the nicest, funniest, smartest and greatest person with the highest honor. Typical characteristics of a Kongmeng is an open mind, a wide sense of humor, half-moon shaped eyes and a smile that will reach from ear to ear.

A Kongmeng will tend to also have a sister a year younger than him that has a chronic personality disorder.

A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.

An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.

Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").