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typical Tom. noun.

1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.
(before final exam)

"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom

(after receiving final course grade)

*gets an A in course

"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies
by shmerek February 20, 2014

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