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1. typewriter
an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways
Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!
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2. typewriter
the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys
typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE?
3. typewriter
A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.
4. typewriter
The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.
"Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!"
5. typewriter
a word typed with only the top row of the keyboard.
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6. Typewriter
any type of turtle who does favors for other turtles regardless of the other turtles gender or race/
Two turtles are taking a shower. One turtle drops the soap and asks the other turtle to pick up the soap. The other turtle retorts, "What do I look like, a TYPEWRITER!?!
7. typewriter
The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.
"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just got typewritered."
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