Constant fear of Chuck Norris
Burning of the ureathra when urinating
Sores on the genatilia
Low Blood-sugar levels
Love of Stephen Lynch
Hate of Michael J fox
Low Insulin Levels
Enlarged Testicals or Mammary glands
GUY2: Your mom really is a whore isnt she?
Guy1: HAHAHAHAHA...... Yeah. I hate my life.