North East of England. it's alright. too many chavs though
guy1: hey, where's Tyne&Wear?
guy2: NE of England.
guy1: ah yes, how silly of me.
guy2: it was rather.
guy1: don't be mean.
guy2: i'll do what i like!
guy1: stop being mean!
guy1: ah well. s'your life.
guy2: it is, like.
guy2: let's go to t'pub and get smashed!
|2.||Newcastle upon Tyne|
Newcastle upon Tyne is the home of artificial sperm. Invented after the sudden decline in Geordie mens libido after Damian Duffs own goal against Aston Villa consigned the once proud toon football club to hell that is the Championship.
Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.
A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.
As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
Aston Villa Newcastle upon Tyne artificial sperm libido Geordie
The best part of England. Home of Newcastle(The best city in the world.), Sunderland(Shithole full of Mackems.),Glittery Goddess(me) and The New Monkey.
Along with County Durham, we make up the North East of England. We have the best football team in the country(Newcastle United), and the worst (Darlington and Sunderland AFC).
Tyneside and Wearside.
Newcastle and Sunderland.
Unfortunatly the people of newcastle seem to be incredibly ignorant and arrogant. While their overweight, drunk "people" smash phoneboxes, they claim to be "cultured".
Sunderland is a bigger city that is down the road and is no more of a shithole than newcastle. Face it, the whole of the north east is a shit hole. The buildings in newcastle may be nice but the people are scum
"Am gannin' doon tha do-el office ta colleect me dosh, areet pet" - Geordie
Chav slang (with British geordie dialect) for the Metro, local public rail network of the Tyne & Wear region of England.
"Am gan on a metty mission"
Chav/yob slang (with geodie dialect) for:
"I am going on the Metro"
The word mission is added purely out of chav stupidity.
strong white cider, sold in litre bottles.
'who mate you gannin' to the shop for a bottle of hairy'
Is a local newspaper that is quite frequently used as a weapon by the Jolly Green Giant of Whickham, Tyne & Wear. Whenever when he hears them lads calling him the Giant, Huge Fella, Rocking Machine or Postman Pat, he would unleash his newspaper with a huge grimace on his face, raise it above his head and prepare to knock a severe blow to them lads' skull, but luckly them lads otherwise known as Mr Ronald Bell or Mr Gary Maddison were too quick for the huge green strider from Whickham that they just ran away and laughed at the pathetic creature.
The Giant would then cry out MAURA HELP THEM LADS ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT OF ME MAMA
The evening chronicle is a weapon made out of paper which is read by people of Newcastle