Touta Matsuda 

Touta Matsuda also known as Taro Matsui is a character in an anime/manga Death Note. He is a member of the japanese police and the kira task force. He isn`t like others as he isn`t as experianced as the other officers. He seems to be lacking behind the others, but proves worthy of a gun after shooting Light Yagami aka Kira. Matsuda isn`t treated as nice as he should be treated and is looked down on, therefore causing his actions at the Yotsuba group; only after being " Misa`s manager. " His actions at Yotsuba only lead him into almost getting killed by Kira at the time, which happened to be Higuchi. Therefore Matsuda seems to be a clutz when having to fake his death by " falling " out of a window. Matsuda seems to be a huge fan of Misa Amane and seems to be devestated after losing the role of her manager. He also seems to have a crush on Light`s sister Sayu Yagami; but Mr. Yagami disproves and says that Sayu will never be allowed to date a police officer. Matsuda`s birthday, which is probably unimportant to most is December 14th.

Touta Matsuda: L, is there anything I can help with in the Kira case ?
L: Yes, go get me some coffee.

Touta Matsuda by MatsuChii July 30, 2010

twitard

pronounced twi-tard

One who takes fandom of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer, to a level of or beyond obsession.

They often flames forum postings trying to defend the book, regardless whether the book was being critiqued negatively or not. They are also prone to using all caps, not checking their spelling/grammar, jumping to conclusions, falling in love with Edward, and biting people's heads of for just saying they didn't like the book.

They're worse than a rabid fan girl or a Narutard: it's a Twitard.

twitard by divby0 December 18, 2008

tutant meenage neetle teetles 

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.

tutant meenage neetle teetles by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017

teuta

The most beautiful Girls of Albania are named Teuta, Named after the original, illyrian Queen, Queen Teuta. Girls called Teuta are normally the unique or in some ways, weird. But that doesn't stop them from doing what they want. They can be bitchy, annoying, cringey, but its just for plain humour. Teuta is a funny, pretty and the best person to go to advice for, also theyre fluent in Sarcsam!

Damn Teuta is the prettiest girl ive seen!!!

teuta by Reuben -0-0-00 November 3, 2017

twitards 

fans of twilight by stephenie meyer

usually (A) lonely girls who think they haven't been understood or (B) normal girls that don't read too often

Jane: hey guys i need a book suggestion
Girl A: well you can read Twilight, a book about swirling emotions and true love that MOST of you IDIOTS dont believe in!!
Girl B: I L0V3 3DW@RD <33333 SUP3R HAWTTT!!!
Jane: what?
Bob: oh those are twitards, get away

twitards by talking space monkeys October 8, 2008

Twatacopter 

Mainly a girl who is exceedingly annoying and is hovering around you while you are trying to pick up a girl at a bar, club, or other events (be it charity events, doctors office, the grocery store, party... we have all seen the overly drunk girl at a party on some guy who clearly does not want her). This girl does not necessarily have to be a friend, she just has to be annoying enough to ruin your game.

Nick: Dude, that bitch was such a twatacopter, she was just hovering around me the whole night as I was trying to pick up Emma

Harry: I know man, she was one of those drunk twatacopters too, just hanging off you you basically. Fuck, sorry man

Nick: Don't worry about it... maybe next time she just wont be there.

Harry: lets hope...

Twatacopter by Bleek September 28, 2009

Twitard

An obsessive fan of the Twilight book series or movie. Can be anywhere from ages 10-40.

"I wish those Twitards would shut up about that travesty of a book!"

Twitard by Suzy Rotten December 25, 2008