a twat mixed with a cunt, pretty much an all around bitch...
"Dude look at Pat, he looks like such a twunt"
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n. A teenage bitch.

"Twunt" is portmanteau word blending the sounds and combining the meanings of the two words "tween" (a person who is twixt the age of 12 & 20) and "cunt" (vulgarism for the vagina often used to refer to a bad or nasty girl or woman).
Scarlett Johansson, talking to Gywneth Paltrow of the set of "Iron Man II," was overheard by a stringer for TMZ discussing how she had almost lost the role of "Natalie/Natasha" to Miley Cyrus.

Paltrow, recreating her turn as "Pepper Potts" in the sequel to the popular "Iron Man," reportedly was pissed that the younger Johansson had got higher billing. However, the two gals bonded over this catty/chatty moment.

"That's good that you got hired," Paltrow was overheard saying, "'cause I hear that that Miley Cyrus is a real twunt."
by Chance Wayne June 11, 2010

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its a cross between twat and cunt but if your not aloud to swear in front of parents then this is perfect! because tecnically you swearing
ARGGHH your such a twunt
by Amieox October 26, 2009

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1.a very good tawt/cunt.

2.twin cunts...every mans dream
1.this twunt make me want to shout!

2.you two are twins? IM GETTIN SOME TWUNT TONIGHT!!!
by Collin/Zack July 10, 2008

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A chiefly Morrisian portmanteau, evoking the spirit of a lady's faff, clacker or minge.
Go make my dinner, bitch, before I smack you up the twunt.
by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

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a mix between twat and cunt and far worse that both when put together
most commonly used in Halo on xbox live when 8 year olds get on and think they are amazing because they know some dirty words until you pull this one out

player A: Haha, I killed you!
player B: (in a high, squeaky voice) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING BITCH!!
player A: OMFG!!! how are are you, you stupid twunt!
by rich o'driscoll April 09, 2008

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As above, but Morris first appears to have used the term for his 'Time To Go Column' in the Observer newspaper under the pseudonym Richard Geefe.
And the editor of this paper brought flowers and chocolate from colleagues (and Lewis Wolpert's latest blubsheet from the biggest twunt in journalism who I have named here: if you don't see their name, it has been censored and our no-cuts agreement already lies in ruins).

('Time To Go',30/05/99)
by Norah February 24, 2006

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