a vegetarian with turrets
that lawrence, he's a right old twunt
by a.b-:D February 18, 2014
A mash-up of twat and cunt, used to insult. From the show 'Bad Education' on BBC 3. Others such as "Negitude" - a negative attitude.
Person 1 - "Did you hear about what he did!?"

Person 2 - "Yeah hes a total twunt"
by peoplesproblemsposter October 05, 2013
The ultimate asshole! The term applies to both men and women. It is used when people willfully, do something so nasty, hurtful or stupid that instead of punching them…you call them TWUNTS.
You slept with my boyfriend!? You twunt!!!
by Urbanpervertnyc February 26, 2013
A charming UK colloquialism, with origins on Facebook. Many claim to have invented this word. 'Twunt' is an ingenious word-sandwich. It is of course a hybrid, stemmjng from the joining of the words 'twat' and 'cunt', both, interestingly, expletives designed to refer to lady gardens - female genitalia). Best used when giving verbal abuse (or indeed, online abuse).
teenage Scottish ned approaches small child/brother/enemy: 'Haw ya wee twunt ye! Fuckin' m'ovur here an' say that but!'
Translation: 'Excuse me, you very annoying person! I respectfully advise you to come closer to me and repeat your last utterance.'

as an inspired mood-disclosing Facebook reply, or text message:


This acts as either a full stop/period to the online or text thread, an insult directed at the original or subsequent posts/poster him or herself.
by Angell Redlocks fae Scotland July 18, 2012
A twunt is a cross between a twatt (complete idiot) and a cunt.

It's worse than both words used separately.
That fucking twunt never returns my fucking phone calls.
by twuntalator June 29, 2012
An individual who is a cunt on twitter.
"Did you see Paul's latest tweet?"
"Yeah, that guy is a complete twunt!"
by zciworpsak October 30, 2011
Union of two glorious words, producing amusing bastard offspring with a general meaning similar to fuckwit. A neologism from 1997, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend's mother, who, whilst berating one of our friends, uttered the immortal words:
Bernard, you're such a fucking twunt.
by mistagorilla September 24, 2006

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