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9.
A charming UK colloquialism, with origins on Facebook. Many claim to have invented this word. 'Twunt' is an ingenious word-sandwich. It is of course a hybrid, stemmjng from the joining of the words 'twat' and 'cunt', both, interestingly, expletives designed to refer to lady gardens - female genitalia). Best used when giving verbal abuse (or indeed, online abuse).
teenage Scottish ned approaches small child/brother/enemy: 'Haw ya wee twunt ye! Fuckin' m'ovur here an' say that but!'
Translation: 'Excuse me, you very annoying person! I respectfully advise you to come closer to me and repeat your last utterance.'

as an inspired mood-disclosing Facebook reply, or text message:

'Twunt'.

This acts as either a full stop/period to the online or text thread, an insult directed at the original or subsequent posts/poster him or herself.
by Angell Redlocks fae Scotland July 18, 2012
 
1.
n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.
"He's a right twunt!"
by Coxy November 10, 2003
 
2.
A combination swearword, in this case twat meets cunt. Thought to have been invented by humourist Chris Morris for the Channel 4 series 'Jam' (2000). Now a good description of any cunt who's a twat, or indeed vice-versa.
"Don't smoke while you're pregnant, you stupid twunt"
by World of Weird July 10, 2003
 
3.
When a person was so vile, that one insult was not enough, the word Twunt was born.

Half Twat, Half C*nt.
OMG MY EX HUSBAND IS SUCH A TWUNT!!!
by YourSuperExGirlfriend August 24, 2010
 
4.
a.) a non-vulgar sounding combination of two vulgar words: twat and cunt. commonly used to describe a completely ignorant and utterly stupid person.

b.) fun word to say when you can't use profanity as an insult.
My ex wife is on my case over nothing. She's such a TWUNT sometimes.
by blueyedimples July 01, 2009
 
5.
A Twat and a Cunt.
Fennel is a Twunt.
by fennel123 September 11, 2012
 
6.
A combination of the words Twat and Cunt. An insult mainly reserved for women who are of a bitchy-ness far beyond normal reasoning.
I caught my twunt of a girlfriend cheating on me in my place and she had the nerve to throw ME out!
by Aldamita April 25, 2011
 
7.
Slang term for the vagina used in similar contexts to its many and varied synonyms. Formed from the first two letters of 'twat' and the last three of 'cunt'.
"That twunt got that fit bird twunted and got hold of her twunt last Saturday. The dirty twunt."

by Brian Munich October 29, 2006