TWS is short form meaning Typical Woman Syndrome.
Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.
'Gah fuck! She's TWS'ing everywhere'
Acronym for Texting While Shitting. This is done when you're bored in the bathroom, but have already read the backs to all of your shampoo, conditioner, and any other products in your bathroom.
Nick: TWS Announcement: I didn't eat any corn!
Nick: Just kidding, I DID eat corn.
Texting While Shitting
when you're taking a big dump and you text other people who are taking big dumps
Deb: I am SO TWS right now
Grace: dude, sames!
Deb: great minds think alike!
Acronym for That Would Suck, a phrase that describes situations that would suck to be in.
Annie and Emma were watching a horror movie when the main character got his head chopped off.
"TWS!" Emma exclaimed.
Totally Wickedly STONED. well medicated.
"Dude, I was TWS last night after the party!!"
Acyroynm for texting while stabbing
Stabbing is a metaphor for inserting your penis into a vagina. Your penis is the knife and the vagina is whatever is getting stabbed.
Right now I am TWS.
Right now i am texting while stabbing
Third Wheel Syndrome - occurs when spending any period of time with a couple, especially if they are fans of PDA
(public displays of affection)
Adam: So, did you have fun with Greg and Sarah today?
Nick: No, not at all, i was suffering from TWS the whole time